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Today is the last Friday of 2019, if you can believe! And given that we're getting ready to head into 2020, Kylie Jenner has decided to make our brains spin just one last time before we enter in the new decade with one last action. Thankfully, it isn't as extreme as or (last week was a LOT, y'all), but still—I'm left scratching my head.

Yesterday, the entire royal family (er, with a few exceptions) dressed in their fanciest hats and went on their . And let me make two things clear: 1) I need someone to buy Kate Middleton's coat for me. And 2) .

Hello, happy day-after-Christmas, what did you get? Was it five (5!) Birkin bags? Cool, Kylie Jenner and you have literally so much in common. While the rest of us were out here with...whatever the opposite of five Birkin bags is, Kylie was busy opening a Christmas haul that rivals that of her daughter Stormi's. And as a reminder, , .

Today in "Baby Stormi's Life Is Better Than All of Ours," Kylie Jenner's daughter was given a casual diamond ring for Christmas. And by that I mean a casually massive diamond ring. Yep, while the rest of us were out here with socks and underwear (thanks, mom!), one-year-old Stormi was decking herself out in jewels—and naturally Kylie captured the moment on Instagram in the name of #content:

Just in case you've been living under a rock this past week (it's the holidays, you are totally allowed to do that rn), Channing Tatum and singer Jessie J have officially called their relationship quits after a year of dating. Yep, y'all—, which I can imagine must be all kinds of sad for them.

Hello, hi, did you know the Kardashians have a secret cousin? And that she looks a lot like Kylie Jenner? And that she's low-key an Instagram model? Meet Natalie Zettel, the daughter of Kris Jenner’s younger sister Karen Houghton, who randomly popped up in a photo with Kylie, causing the internet to be like, wait...whomst?!

Just when you thought the Jenner girls were done with their shenanigans for the year—like , , I could go on—Kendall shows she still has a trick or two up her sleeve.