interview with Oprah Winfrey.“Tabloids.” Shot! “Nightmare.” Shot! “Queen and abuse.” Shot and shot!Trouble is, as the former royals bemoan their lot, it’ll take less than 10 minutes to slide off the sofa drunk.Judging from the trailers CBS has released of the two-hour special — set to a movie-like soundtrack of soaring violins — the clap-trap uttered by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex is just another ridiculous pity party.Pass the sick bucket.