Meghan Markle's new stateside estate. The couple reportedly purchased a $14.7 million Santa Barbara mansion casually nicknamed "The Chateau," complete with a library, sauna, a tea house, wine cellar, game room, gym, tennis courts, arcade, children's cottage, and even reportedly a stripper pole, left behind from the Russian tycoon Sergey Grishin who is said to have sold them his not-so-humble abode.