New House Speaker Mike Johnson Bragged He & His 17-Year-Old Son Monitor Each Other's Porn!
07.11.2023 - 06:57
/ perezhilton.com
Well, this is awkward…
Now that he’s been elected House Speaker, Representative Mike Johnson is finding there’s just a little more scrutiny placed on the person three steps away from the presidency. But maybe instead of a spotlight, the press should have brought a blacklight??
The Republican from Louisiana enjoys his public image as an upstanding, squeaky clean family man, but he may have inadvertently outed himself as what’s sometimes called, well, a dang-ass freak.
Johnson doesn’t want you to see it anymore, but in a conversation at the Cypress Baptist Church in Louisiana last year, he explained he has “accountability software” installed on his computer and phone. He explained in a now-unlisted video on YouTube:
The program, called Covenant Eyes, monitors your online activity to make sure you don’t use porn. And he’s not using it alone. He said he and his teenage son Jack both have the software installed! And they monitor one another’s usage! Well, that’s just creepy… He said:
Let’s be perfectly clear, he was bragging about this. Showing what a great, clean guy and responsible dad he is. But frankly, well…
Look, it’s kind of like getting into a date’s car and seeing one of those breathalyzers — the kind where the car won’t start unless you prove your blood alcohol content. It’s a red flag. Because you know who needs that? PEOPLE WITH A DUI!
That breathalyzer isn’t proof the person doesn’t have a drinking problem, it’s a sure sign they do have a problem. And this kind of software should be a big red flag that Mike has some issues.
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Speaking of which, did the name Covenant Eyes ring a bell, btw? It did for us. And after a few moments we