, the internet put forward several possible partners for the Saturday Night Live funnyman to tattoo on his body next—from the newly single , who previously gushed over Davidson on an episode of L, to , who recently disclosed her hovers around 200 thanks to American Pie. Even was thrown out as a contender—I'm sure Prince Charles would love a new stepdad(dy). But while there’s plenty of fish in the sea, there’s only one woman who can whip up a nice warm dip to serve with crackers and rosé and still look like a MILF while doing so: Unlike the aforementioned fabulous women, Pete, 28, and Martha, 81, have a whole lot of history.