Bloke lists 'creep old man' baby names as he claims they'll 'go extinct'
22.05.2024 - 11:25
/ ok.co.uk
You should always choose a baby name that will suit your child at all stages of their life. Ever heard a baby's name and thought, 'That's going to sound so odd when they're an adult'? This is a common dilemma for many parents when picking a name for their newborn. It's easy to be swayed by a name that suits their cute little face, but what about when they're a 45-year-old accountant or reaching retirement? Interestingly, it seems there can also be problems if you give your child a name that sounds too grown-up.
One social media influencer has caused quite a stir online after sharing his thoughts on names he believes are "going extinct" - because they make children sound like old men. In a YouTube Shorts video shared by @ItalianBach, he humorously suggested that some names "just can't be breastfed" due to their "creepy" old man vibe which feels odd when given to a baby.
Topping his list was Ian - as he quipped that he should never have to hear someone named Ian say "goo-goo ga-ga". Following Ian was Barry, with the influencer explaining: "If I ever meet a baby Barry, I'm just pointing him to the nearest grill.
Get grilling some meat, mate. Let me get that umbilical cord off for you, and off you pop. [The barbecue is] where they belong." A hilarious video has gone viral as a man humorously explains why certain names like Graham, Susan, and Gary are on the brink of extinction.
He jests: "Susan should be wearing a nighty to bed, not a nappy. Susan should be shouting at Alexa, not crying for milk." He continues with a chuckle: "Next up is Gary. No f***ing way am I cradling Gary.
I'm not rocking Gary. But, I do have an extension that needs doing, him and the boys can come over [and build it]. If you decide on Gary, your child
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