AnnaLynne McCord Confuses Fans With Bizarre Poem For Vladimir Putin In Viral Video: ‘Cringe’

25.02.2022 - 00:45 / hollywoodlife.com

AnnaLynne McCord‘s heart was in the right place with the message she posted in the early hours of Thursday (Feb. 24), but the results were still very unusual. “Dead President Vladimir Putin. I’m so sorry I was not your mother,” AnnaLynne, 34, said to the 69-year-old Russian politician. “If I was your mother, you would have been so loved, held in the arms of joyous light.” From there, judging by the awkward punctuation and rhyme scheme, AnnaLynne reads off a poem for Putin. “If I was your mother, the world would have been warm. So much laughter and joy. Nothing would harm. I can’t imagine the stain. The soul-stealing pain. That the little boy, you must have seen. And believed. As the formulation of thought quickly thought…”

“If I was your mother, if the world was cold, I’d have died to make you warm…” said the Nip/Tuck and 90210 actress. “Perhaps the torture of unwrit youth would not within your heart imbue ascription to such fealty against that world that seemed so cruel. Perhaps you would hold dear human life, and on this night, instead of Mother Russia, you would call me. And I would set your mind quite free with the love that only a mother can give.”

The gestured failed to win over fans. “Just sing ‘imagine‘ next time. It’s easier than whatever this is,” said one fan, referencing the Gal Gadot-led celebrity-filled acapella rendition of John Lennon’s song that was released in the early stages of the COVID-19 pandemic. Others posted screenshots of them googling “can you die of cringe.” “Gal Gadot walked so Vanessa Hudgens could run so AnnaLynne McCord could….do whatever the hell this is.”

AnnaLynne did have her defenders. “I know pointing out celeb cringe is cathartic and makes media people feel good, but AnnaLynne