As The Real Housewives of Dallas fans well know, LeeAnne Locken married Rich Emberlin at a spectacular affair that took place back in April. The bride wore a $25,000 gown that swathed her arms and neck in the finest French lace. An emerald tiara held her cathedral-length veil in place. And at the reception, the champagne flowed — as did the acrobatic acts. (Relive it all with this clip.) But, did the food stand up to the rest of the Texas-sized splendor? Reports vary on that.