Houston Texas at Detroit Lions, 12:30 p.m. ET/9:30 a.m. PT on CBS It's OK to stay in bed a little longer and miss the opener, as the 3-7 Texans take on the 4-6 Lions in a matchup that means very little except to eternally hopeful Lions fans, who I'm fairly certain do not exist as I have only spoken with perennially miserable Lions fans.