, America's favorite felon and life-hack maven. Stewart either didn't quite understand the assignment or just didn't care, because instead of “Teenage Dirtbag,” she put Dr. Dre's “Still D.R.E.” audio in the background on her Instagram. And instead of awkward high school pictures, Stewart just uploaded a bunch of old modeling photos of herself looking impossibly hot—plus a short tutorial on how to get lobster meat out of its shell without making a mess.