’s engagement for years owing to what the tabloids like to call various “large rocks” on the actor’s ring finger, and the endless fascination with the pair’s extended family (cc: ). They have quite possibly already married in a decidedly low-key Puerto Vallarta beach ceremony scented by the Goop founder’s olfactory delights and soundtracked by Coldplay’s “Sparks” (2000’s Parachutes still holds up!).