to Mexico.”“Trump says Fourth of July celebrates American independence, ‘but most people don’t know that.'”“Lindsey Graham debuts one-man show ‘Lindsay with a Y.'”“Airport Sbarro reopens with the same two calzones from April.”“Trump shoots men on 5th Avenue, aides claim he was just joking.”“All musicians on Earth demand Trump stop playing their music at his rallies,” though Maher accidentally pronounced it like it rhymed with “allies,” before correcting himself.“Protesters demand Village People