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[There are spoilers ahead for last night's Grey's Anatomy. If you're not fully caught up yet, feel free to come back to this post once you are!]

Welp, it looks like it took a whole ass quarantine to eliminate the tensions between Peter Weber and the rest of his family. You know, social distancing over the past few days with my parents and siblings has driven me batsh*t crazy, but when you're a Weber, "flattening the curve" is just a brand new way to bond with one another!

Okay, so it may have been nine long months since the final episodes of Game of Thrones aired, but guess what? I am STILL not over the way season eight ended because it truly was a mess! to the (multiple) , fans of the show were rightfully upset because the creators didn't make it the masterpiece it had the potential to be. Now that it's over, Daenerys Targar—I mean, Emilia Clarke—is voicing her thoughts on how the series wrapped up.

So after Tristan Thompson and Khloé Kardashian broke up, Khloé seemed to want space (understandable after being cheated on multiple times!), while Tristan wanted to continue flirting with Khloé on Instagram for some reason.

It's no secret that record labels don't always have their artist's best interest at heart—I mean, remember when delayed the release of her album for three whole years until she signed to Roc Nation? It was awful, and now a similar situation is happening with everyone's favorite Hot Girl, Megan thee Stallion.

Just when you thought today was going to be a regular shmegular day with no particularly shocking celebrity news whatsoever, surprise! Frequently oversharing couple, , are here to change that, I guess.

What did you do this weekend? Lay around on your couch and cancel all your plans? Same. Meanwhile, all of Bachelor Nation gathered for Dylan Barbour and Hannah Godwin's engagement party in Beverly Hills. Um, including exes Hannah Brown and Jed Wyatt.

Welp, Monday night's episode of The Bachelor looks like it's going to be a delightful mess thanks to ! This is always a dramatic time for the show, but Peter's season is gonna hit a little different thanks to ABC making his final three contestants legit stay with each other while they take turns sleeping with him. Not at all weird!

I think we can all agree that the real star of Peter Weber's Bachelor season was . Between her and , she was truly a gift to Bachelor Nation—and has been such a good sport about the internet being obsessed with her. Like, legit, she was even featured on Ellen:

[Warning: Bachelor spoilers ahead!]

So, if you've been anywhere near Twitter while The Bachelor is airing (and I'd highly recommend it, if only for), you'll know that people have been—shall we say—less than impressed with Peter Weber's performance as the Bachelor.

[Bachelor spoilers ahead!]

Isn't it wild that it's been almost two years since Kylie Jenner successfully hid her pregnancy from the world for a full nine months? Time truly flies when you're ! Kylie is gearing up to celebrate her daughter Stormi's second birthday on February 1, and she hit Instagram to share some previously unknown details about her labor and delivery. And turns out it was a pretty intense experience.

[This post contains spoilers for the most recent episode of The Bachelor.]

between them (no, my math is not wrong, Florence *just* turned 24), and as a result, they've been . To wit:

[Warning: There are Bachelor season 24, episode 3 spoilers ahead—read at your own risk!]

If you've been watching 's season of The Bachelor, you'll know that on the first group date in the premiere episode—you know that one where the women went to fake flight school and someone vomited—not one but TWO women revealed that they thought a mile was equivalent to 30,000 feet, which is, um, not the case! (A mile = 5,280 feet, for those of you who were wondering.)

Never once in my life did I think that I, a 24-year-old grown ass woman, would be experiencing jealously brought on by a 16-year-old YouTube sensation, but here I am y'all! Why? Because decided to upload a video of her brand-spankin'-new house, and I feel so insecure about my financial stability (or lack therof) right now! Yes, you may think that I am over-exaggerating, but let me explain.

Nobody really knows when exactly Pete and Kaia first met, but it’s widely assumed that it was when in May, when Kaia was 17. (She’s 18 now and he’s 25.)

And while it looks like ABC has done their best to find him all at the same time (normal!), you should definitely expect some drama this season. Bachelor spoiler sleuth that include multiple pageant queens and their ~drama~, which brings us to Kelsey Weier. It looks like Kelsey makes it pretty far in the race to win Peter’s free Delta miles, so it’s time to find out literally everything about her.

But especially at the beginning of the season, it's basically impossible to know who's who, and there are SO many of them. Which is why we did you a solid and put together this very useful tracker of which women have been booted off of Peter Weber's journey to love so far. And yes, we'll be updating this bad boy every week.

It's finally 2020, which means that there are bound to be hair changes aplenty! But if you haven't started seeing any of the that are destined to be recreated on your feed, don't worry—it's coming soon! And from the looks of it, your favorite singer—Miley Cyrus, obvi—has already jumped on the new hair 2020 bandwagon by bringing back an old hair trend and making it new again.

The Kardashians over their response to the devastating—but before we get to that please . This is a true climate crisis and every donation helps—especially those from enormously wealthy public figures who can (and should) use their platform to rally support. Which brings us back to the Kardashians, who some fans think aren't doing enough to bring attention to this awful environmental crisis.

Get ready for some truly shocking news: YouTubers Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul are splitting up just six months after their wedding. I mean, ?!

You guys—the wait is almost over! If you're anything like me, you've been biting your nails in anticipation for The Bachelor to return to television. Well guess what? We're officially one (1) calendar week before it airs on ABC, and. But before he does, it seems like he wants everyone to know that he doesn't want to be defined by his windmill sex with Hannah Brown. In fact, he wants keep his sex life to himself!

The royal family gathered for their and honestly I was too distracted by to even notice anyone else. But Princess Beatrice showed up with her fiancé, , and apparently this was a pretty big breach of royal protocol.

Former Bachelor Colton Underwood has made some, shall we say, questionable decisions in the past, like when literally no one asked him to get involved in her feud with Raven Gates, and after getting called out for being a bad kisser by THREE women instead of, I don't know, taking some time to reflect on his technique.