Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Are Engaged! Showbiz and Celebrity Breaking News

Well, I don't know how you've been handling the last few weeks of self-isolation or what your current mental state is like after not seeing family and friends for so long, but I'm here to tell you that Hailey Baldwin is *thriving* in her self-isolation.

Perhaps the thing I look forward to the most about marriage is that my future husband can't just up and leave me when I make jokes about our relationship (see: 'til death to us part). I imagine Justin Bieber has that same type of deep-rooted satisfaction when joking about his marriage to his wife, Hailey Baldwin!

Unfortunately, I do not have the pleasure of being a member of the rich and famous, but I can guess what it's like. What I imagine is that rich and famous people have so much money, too much money, that they start running out of ideas about WTF to do with it all. It's the only possible explanation for why someone would drop $10,000 on a popsicle, which is exactly what Hailey Baldwin did for Justin Bieber this Valentine's Day.

Yeah, today is Valentine's Day, but you know what else it is? CHANGES ALBUM RELEASE DAY! To celebrate this momentous occasion, let's stream Changes all day long and delve deep into the lyrics, shall we?

Don't you just love it when celebrities provide their fans with unsolicited information about their kinky sex lives? And by "love," I mean "hate with a burning passion," because let's be real: Have you ever asked for this info? Conducted a Google search to find out juicy deets?? Probably not, but if you have...I have some questions for you. That said, Justin Drew Bieber is the latest celeb culprit the .

Months after and tied the knot in a snazzy South Carolina resort, he shared intimate footage from their ceremony in his YouTube docuseries. In a new episode of , Justin revealed the moment he saw Hailey walking down the aisle, and I didn't think I'd get this choked up before noon, but here we are!

Cool, so a bunch of celebrities didn't get an invitation to —I'm looking at you, , —but honestly, who TF cares? Awards shows are long (and sometimes a lil snoozy) anyway, which is probably why Hailey Baldwin chose to live it up at a Vanity Fair's iconic Oscars after party instead. What, did you really think that Hailey wasn't going to serve face at least once this award show season? Shame on you.

It really doesn't feel like it's been long since Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber tied the knot in a and literally pulled out all the stops for their night to remember. All of , Hailey's dress was beautiful—basically, it all looked like a dream come true. But before walking down the aisle, Hailey had her fair share of questions to consider.

While the internet was spiraling yesterday over, you may have missed that one of your favorite pop stars—Justin Bieber— also shared with the world that he was recently .

After taking a break from touring and only featuring on a song every once in a while, Justin Bieber is back and just dropped , announced a tour, and is . It's a pop music miracle!

Truly is there anything better, by which I mean more uncomfortable, than innocently scrolling through Instagram only to be confronted with celebrities being all horny for each other in the comments? What a treat. While nary a day goes by without someone blowing up our feeds with PDA, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin took things to a new level of thirsty while talking about how talented Bieber's hands are. Lol, help!