E! News' like the U.S. Navy and having her Emmys red carpet best-dressed list worshipped like scripture—and yet, if you take a glimpse into Glamour editors' staff Slack chats during awards season, you'd think we were featured guests on the legendary show. The Emmys according to Glamour editors is a glossy magazine version of the “controversial, yet brave” meme from The Eric Andre Show: not everyone's going to agree with our top picks of the night.