Julia Child — or even Giada De Laurentiis — she ain’t. On Paris Hilton’s new Netflix show, “Cooking with Paris” (premiering Aug. 4), the heiress whips up meals with various celeb friends — Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato, Saweetie — and reveals that the kitchen, unlike an Ibiza foam party, is not her natural environment. “I love cooking, I’m not a trained chef and I don’t want to be,” Hilton says in the show’s opening. Turns out, Hilton doesn’t even want to wear an apron.